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Source: Sage's Newsletter
Dear Americans and World...An Honest Presidential Candidate Stump Speech
"Truth is like a lion: WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU."
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Hi I’m running for President.
I’m famous and my family is famous.
We never have worked at a fast food restaurant or cleaned our own house. Not even once.
Listen I need to level with you all. This has gone on way too long.
Politely.
My campaign and my fake opponent’s campaign do not give a solitary fuck about you.
At all. At all. At all.
Listen, personally I think some of you are super, but most of the people that we work for view you as just dumb gullible marks and it sucks that we have to come out here and do a song and dance with these jackals with the microphones and cameras and Ivy League thought police and World Economic Forum sociopaths.
We are all actors on a stage and sometimes we get the nod and prance out here and perform. We are all vetted by the Men Behind the Curtain who own us, they own you, wherever you work, wherever you live, wherever you bank…they own us all.
Everybody’s got a boss.
We have to come out here and do this stupid song and dance and emote and we hire PR douchebags from Yale to tell you stories, but the real story is Fuck you.
We don’t care if the military ran a live exercise and tested out toxic drugs on you, we don’t give a rat’s ass if your grandma was suffocated in the hospital or your newborn was born dead.
We don’t care if we murder thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions or billions. In Ukraine or the Middle East or in Ohio or Florida or Texas or New York City, in America or in Kanada or Aussie or Fraahhhnnncee or China or Korea or who gives a shit.
We just don’t.
We need you to worship us and make excuses for us and you will because you are useless eater gullible hapless dolts at our mercy and we are elites.
Some of us think there are too many of you and are aligned with our real bosses and some of us just stick our heads in the sands and go along because whatever. What do you care? Said Rockefeller to Aaron Russo.
We have minders and bankers who have arranged everything in advance, and we don’t give a fuck if our minders set trains on fire or push jabs into your precious little useless eater kids, or make up rules where Grandpa gets to die with a warm glove of water on their hand, again, we just don’t give a fuck. At all. At all. At all.
We are not going to investigate anybody, nobody is going to jail, we are going to parties and our Yalies and our Harvard and Stanford and our MITs and our Gleaming Talking Heads are going to look at you with fake sympathy and “feel your pain” like that Stanley Tucci in Hunger Games and then we are just going to keep murdering y’all because again…we just don’t give a fuck.
Maybe some of our True Believer minions do give a fuck, but they will sell your ass out in a heartbeat if we just give them the charismatic song and dance at a private dinner and make them feel pretty and look in their eyes and say, “we did the best we could”.
Dumbasses.
We will be unveiling new injections soon and we’ve already paid off or threatened your fake resistance to spin this as a positive and they do it as instructed. We will be dropping the hammer soon with a new fake pathogen and a banking collapse and probably a cyber attack and some new cancer causing vectors because we have to get rid of most of you.
We have satellite phones and bunkers and stuff. Most of our Middle Managers will get a rude shock that they don’t get the golden ticket into the bunkers. Maybe you all can tear them to shreds for us as we watch on the monitors and fine dine and clink glasses.
We will also probably need to escalate world war with Russia and then China, but we’ve got the elites of those nations on board as well. The fun part is all the saber rattling and watching all those jackals with the cameras salivate for war.
In the meantime, we have prepared some Tucker Carlson and Russell Brand and Kim Iversen and some good old Pfizer Bad rah rah, and for those of you truly stupid dolts hanging on for dear life, the old legacy media favorites.
There may be some race riots and food shortages and we may try to swing a trans-riot for shits and giggles and we are definitely monitoring you everywhere, so don’t think that you can run some kind of resistance.
I feel like it’s important to say honest things because Truth is like a lion.
Now go out there and vote harder!
Just kidding, we’ll give you whoever we feel like and if you don’t like it, that’s too bad.
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