Sunday, June 22, 2025

"Serial child rapist avoids prison after agreeing to bomb mountain" by Laura from Normal Island News

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Source: Normal Island News


Serial child rapist avoids prison after agreeing to bomb mountain

It counted as community service...

 
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Serial child rapist Donald Trump has avoided prison after agreeing to bomb a mountain as community service. Lots of confused paedophiles across the US are unsure why they weren't also given this offer.

US president Benjamin Netanyahu agreed to spare Trump after realising he was the only person in the world stupid enough to think he could blow up a mountain. Netanyahu wanted that mountain blown up because there used to be an enemy base underneath, but that base was emptied months ago. Still, it was necessary to bomb the mountain because Israel is losing the war it started badly and needs to pretend it is having success.

Netanyahu could hardly admit that several Israeli cities have been obliterated for nothing. He has left his country looking messier than a teenager's bedroom after attacking Iran without realising it could fight back. Ironically, he did this because he too wanted to stay out of prison. It's weird how all these men who should be in prison are taking us so close to World War III, isn't it?

Anyways, Trump bombed the Iranian mountain six times throughout the night in the hope of causing a humanitarian catastrophe. He was hoping that enriched uranium was stored underneath the mountain. However, the Iranians were careful to keep all the uranium out of Trump's reach like an adult hiding matches from a dribbling moron. This means the Trump incident was not Chernobyl II and actually didn't achieve much at all.

After blowing his load on the mountain, Trump declared the mission a "total success", even though the mountain is surprisingly still standing. He said he is "hopeful" the successful mission means his "nudes will be erased from the Epstein files". Let's be honest, no one needs to see those.

When Trump asked if his name will be cleared, an Israeli spokesman said: "Don't be silly, you haven't sent any troops to die for Israel yet, you fucking idiot."

Excitingly, it looks like many American troops could be about to die to help Trump stay out of prison. You can't expect Israelis to fight their own war, can you? I mean Americans just love dying for Israel and the Israelis are far too busy killing women and children in Gaza x



Thursday, June 19, 2025

"US Walking Into World's Biggest Bear Trap?" by Kevin Barrett

 

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Source: Kevin's Substack

US Walking Into World's Biggest Bear Trap?

A trap SET by two bears...

We are well into the fog of war. Clearsighted long-distance vision, even near-term situational awareness, gets quickly enveloped and obscured. People who are paying close attention—who tend to be partisans of one side or the other—spend most of their time reacting with visceral joy to the latest punches landed by their team, interspersed with complaints about the dastardly evil of the other side. And though I’m very much part of the pro-Iran anti-genocide camp, and enjoy watching Tel Aviv getting pummeled as much as any sane and well-informed person does, I get the sense that most observers are missing the proverbial forest for the trees.

The escalating war between the Zionist-oligarch-occupied US empire and the Islamic Republic of Iran has two clear beneficiaries: Russia and China. If they simply sit back and reach for the popcorn, while deniably offering whatever covert help Iran might need to avoid total defeat, the declining US empire will squander what’s left of its limited resources on the Mother Of All Quagmires (MOAQ). By the time it’s over, China, the new #1 world power, and Russia, a distant #2, will hardly even need to bother themselves with a mopping-up operation.

Events are set to unfold that way due to the mutual incomprehension of the Zio-American and Iranian leadership, and to a lesser extent their peoples. Both sides are limited by their culture-bound way of thinking, and imagine that the other side thinks the same way they do. Trump, the most egregious example, is basically a dumb, brutal, sociopathic thug who brags about screwing his negotiating partners’ wives. (Netanyahu is the same type, but with a higher IQ.) These people imagine that they can gain the upper hand by humiliating their weaker opponents into surrender. Apparently that works well in the New York City business world—Trump somehow avoided being slowly tortured to death by a cuckolded negotiating partner, which tells you everything you need to know about the pathetic class of cucks who run the empire—but the same approach won’t work against Iran, where a totally different mentality prevails.

Iranians, like Americans, often make the mistake of imagining the other side is “just like us.” Surely the Americans will be reasonable, like we are! Surely they will come to their senses and tighten the leash on the mad dogs running Israel, like we would if we were in their position! Surely they negotiate in good faith, like we do! Surely they hold their word and their honor sacred, like we do! Surely they will never unilaterally shred their solemn agreements, just as we wouldn’t! Surely they are normal, reasonable human beings, and surely they understand that we, like all normal, reasonable human beings, prefer death to dishonor and will fight to the end, even if we have to accept highly unequal casualties! Surely the Americans understand that we embrace martyrdom as the supreme felicity and highest possible goal of human life—dying for a just cause—and that every martyr inspires the rest of us to fight even more furiously and with doubled and redoubled resolve! Surely they realize that taking on Iran is hundreds or thousands of times more difficult than taking on Iraq and Afghanistan, not only because Iran is so much bigger and more technologically advanced, but because its people are prouder and fear death less than any other people on Earth! Surely they couldn’t be so stupid as to bring disaster on themselves in service to the likes of Ben-Gvir and Smotrich!

Sorry, Iran, but the Americans can’t comprehend any of that. Their decadent culture has lost all sense of honor. They will need to be taught a lesson. And it appears to be your destiny to do the teaching.

While the American and Iranian mentalities are incommensurate and mutually unintelligible, outside observers are in a better position to understand the predispositions and likely behavior of each side. Russia and China, in particular, are full of smart people with enough distance from the ZioAmerica vs. Iran fight to analyze it accurately and dispassionately. Russia is strong on psychological analysis (witness the novels of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy) and boasts a rich history of watching aggressors miscalculate (Napoleon and Hitler being well-known examples); while China is heir to the wisdom of Sun Tzu in general and his immortal epithet “Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake” in particular.

Morgoth recently noticed that Trump and the ZioAmericans appear to be walking straight into “the Sonny Corleone trap.” Sonny, we recall, is a hothead whose predictable anger and aggression is easily exploited by those who wish to dispatch him. And while Morgoth is too polite to notice the Jewish angle, the fact that the US empire has been taken over by ultra-ethnocentric Jews whose predominant characteristic is frothing-at-the-mouth rage coupled with wildly irrational, hyper-excitable vindictiveness has undoubtedly been taken into account by strategists in Moscow and Beijing. They understand that the Zio-American response to the conflict in and around Occupied Palestine will be as emotionally-driven and unstrategic as Sonny Corleone’s response to his sister’s complaints of spousal abuse. Specifically, the Zio-Americans will miscalculate, fail to understand the Iranians and the broader region, and ultimately destroy themselves by investing ever-more-heavily in a war they can’t possibly win.

If you were a strategist in Moscow or Beijing, you would want to encourage the Americans and their Israeli masters to keep wading ever-deeper into the Iranian quagmire. You would do that by sending their leadership superficially reassuring messages (“don’t worry, do what you have to in Iran, we don’t want World War III”) while covertly working overtime to make sure Iran will get whatever help it needs to keep fighting for however many months or years or decades it takes…most likely months, since the American people, starting with Trump’s base, have no stomach for any more “endless wars.” But from your Russo-Chinese perspective, the longer and more destructive the war, the better. Specifically, you would take steps to ensure that no matter how much destruction Iran suffered, it would emerge on the other side with nuclear weapons and a gargantuan, permanent chip on its proverbial shoulder…in the worst case scenario (for both the Iranians and Americans) Iran would become “the North Korea of the Middle East”… except that by that time being excluded from Western-dominated institutions will mean next to nothing because the West will no longer rule the world.

As a Russian or Chinese strategist, you would have to be thick indeed not to recognize that “Israel,” the genocidal settler colony planted like a dagger in the heart of West Asia, is the Western Empire’s achilles heel. Hated by billions, too small to be defensible, deemed illegitimate if not satanic by the consensus of the peoples of the region (whatever their sycophantic rulers might say) “Israel” unlike the US or NATO can be easily defeated. Better yet, its inevitable defeat can become a vastly more world-changing defeat for the US and NATO, because those entities’ brains have been taken over by the Jewish-Zionist parasite, in the same way that a mouse’s brain is taken over by toxoplasmosis, causing it to prance joyfully straight into the jaws of the nearest cat.

Those who think Israel’s so-called Samson Option—its deranged threat to blow up European and West Asian and perhaps even American cities—renders it immortal, have got it exactly backwards. All serious people know that when a heavily-armed madman threatens to commit mass murder if anyone tries to arrest him, he is only guaranteeing his own eventual arrest and/or execution. The authorities may have to think long and hard and carefully about how to deal with the madman in such a way as to minimize casualties, but ultimately they will deal with him, one way or another, at the expense of however many casualties it takes.

Russia and China, today, represent the future authorities of a world where international law actually means something. Their plan to deal with the criminally insane Zionist entity, and the hijacked brain of the ZioAmerican empire, involves not interrupting the enemy while he is making a fatal mistake.

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

"80% of U.S. Senators Now Back Blockade of Russia" by Eric Zuess

 

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Source: Dissident Voice80% of U.S. Senators Now Back Blockade of Russia

As-of now, 80% of the 100 U.S. Senators — that’s 80 U.S. Senators — are co-sponsors of the bill that was written by the U.S. Senate’s arch-neoconservative (i.e., pro-MIC or pro Military Industrial Complex) U.S. Senator, Lindsey Graham (R-SC), to blockade shipments of Russian oil, and to punish all nations which refuse to comply with the blockade. This bill is written as an economic, not a military, blockade; it is a sanctions bill with secondary sanctions (or “penalties”) against nations that violate the U.S. sanctions against Russia. However, the UK and EU are now contemplating military enforcement as well, so that violators of the proposed U.S. measure would be at hot war against Russia, which is warning that it will protect vessels carrying their oil on the high seas. This could be the shortest way to get to a hot war between Russia and NATO. Of course, whichever side would lose that conventional war would then face the decision of whether to escalate to the nuclear level, and this would mean a blitz nuclear attack against the decision-making central command that would then be making the determination of how to retaliate against the blitz attack. Once that central-command center would be obliterated, we would already be in WW3, which would kill an estimated half of the world’s human population within two years.

Short of that (i.e., short of a full blockade or even merely the economic sanctions), what is now being put into place is the establishment, by “The West” (the U.S. and its colonies or ‘allies’), of a new “Iron Curtain,” but this time walling-off commerce between The East and The West. This is what the neoconservatives (such as almost all of the U.S. Senate and House) are driving us toward. For example: the proposed legislation would impose a 500 percent tariff on imported goods from countries that buy Russian oil, gas, uranium, and other products. The goal is to force countries NOT to make those purchases from Russian suppliers, or even from resellers of those Russian products. It’s a 500% tariff upon goods from any country that buys those Russian products; and, so, is extremely hostile toward any country that is NOT hostile to Russia. Similarly, U.S. President George W. Bush said to the world’s nations — and instructed America’s military that their task is to enforce — “You’re either with us or against us.” Every nation is either an ‘ally’, or an enemy. If the future now belongs to The East — basically Asia, which is the largest of all continents and by far the richest both in natural resources and in human resources, and which is led by such nations as China and Russia — then The West’s Iron Curtain will be bringing us to an impoverished West. Since capital is far easier moved (relocated) than people are, our billionaires might lose little or nothing, but everyone else (whose main property is NOT corporate stocks, bonds, etc.) will lose vastly more. Those U.S. Senators represent only their billionaires — not us. The basic myth is that they represent us. Those Senators represent their mega-donors’ corporations, NOT their voters — less still the general public. What we have is NOT democracy; it is instead an aristocracy of pure wealth. It is a system in which a person’s worth is that person’s wealth, or “net worth.” (For example, the poor are merely a burden that needs to be gotten rid of; and, in foreign affairs, the Gazans should be eliminated altogether.)

The basic problem is that elected Governmental officials have actually been s‘elected’ by the billionaires who had funded their political careers by being the mega-donors to, and the controllers of the corporations that advertise in, the ‘news’-media so as to control what the voters will know, and thus how they will vote in those ‘democratic’ ‘elections’ (that are actually billionaires’ s‘elections’). I have further documented this problem here. At the end of that article, its last link is to my proposed solution to the problem.

To merely continue on the path toward which we are heading is unacceptable. Although it is extremely profitable for billionaires, it is heading toward global suicide. The billionaires, left to their own devices, will not change their ways. An off-ramp from the present system must be taken now; and the only real question is: which one, and where to? Those are the two questions addressed in those two articles (each one of which contradicts the virtually universally-believed myths about what the term “democracy” fundamentally MEANS: re-DEFINING that term is crucial in order in order to get out of that rut — the rut that flows toward WW3).

Eric Zuesse is an investigative historian. His new book, America's Empire of Evil: Hitler’s Posthumous Victory, and Why the Social Sciences Need to Change, is about how America took over the world after World War II in order to enslave it to U.S.-and-allied billionaires. Their cartels extract the world’s wealth by control of not only their ‘news’ media but the social ‘sciences’ — duping the public. Read other articles by Eric.All content © 2007-202

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